Tuesday, April 19, 2005
What the...?
For all the people interested in the Meaning of Life;
Here are a few interesting points:
First, you must have a life.
Second, you cannot possibly have anything productive to do with your life.
And hence, thirdly, you dont have a life.
Bringing us back to the first point.
So, how do we combat this entertaining cycle?
One answer could be, possibly, to find some occupation where indeed you are not doing anything at all, but feel like you have somehow saved the world from total destruction.
Where I live, most people have such an occupation.
However this still may clash with the Third point.
This is debatable, of course, with the common rebuttal - that it depends.
See, if we look at it according to the person's view, inside-out, he certainly does have an extremely productive life.
However, this blatantly contradicts the Second point. So we are screwed.
Another answer so very well suggested, is, to spend all day, as I am, thinking up such stupid things like this and still feeling very good afterwards.
I guess that solves the problem. We can now begin to search for some meaning in Life.
Cheerio!
Here are a few interesting points:
First, you must have a life.
Second, you cannot possibly have anything productive to do with your life.
And hence, thirdly, you dont have a life.
Bringing us back to the first point.
So, how do we combat this entertaining cycle?
One answer could be, possibly, to find some occupation where indeed you are not doing anything at all, but feel like you have somehow saved the world from total destruction.
Where I live, most people have such an occupation.
However this still may clash with the Third point.
This is debatable, of course, with the common rebuttal - that it depends.
See, if we look at it according to the person's view, inside-out, he certainly does have an extremely productive life.
However, this blatantly contradicts the Second point. So we are screwed.
Another answer so very well suggested, is, to spend all day, as I am, thinking up such stupid things like this and still feeling very good afterwards.
I guess that solves the problem. We can now begin to search for some meaning in Life.
Cheerio!
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Getting better my friend. But let me acquaint you with the gospel which states: "He who hath tomfoolery hath no faith, no love and no life. Oh bekoneth he does for the wellspring of live to satiate his thirst for nothingness."
All talk and no action evokes the wrath of Guido.
All talk and no action evokes the wrath of Guido.
# posted by 
: 8:01 PM
: 8:01 PM
I find it hard to believe, that the action Guido talks of is appropriate for a Greek man.
I mean, how much souvlaki has he devoured anyway?
That is Action.
I mean, how much souvlaki has he devoured anyway?
That is Action.
# posted by : 11:03 PM
: 11:03 PM
The truth is that as a Greek Orthodox I have not betrayed my church to join the Vatican. I am being embedded as a Greek spy.
I talk of action. My 1st action as the Greek Orthodox head of the Catholic Church Pope Guido XVII is to wax a crucifix on my chest and shape and mould my pecs so that it appears as if our saviour JC is mounted on my chest hair.
Then i will install 17 subwoofers in St Peter's Basilica. Thish is action my friend.
I talk of action. My 1st action as the Greek Orthodox head of the Catholic Church Pope Guido XVII is to wax a crucifix on my chest and shape and mould my pecs so that it appears as if our saviour JC is mounted on my chest hair.
Then i will install 17 subwoofers in St Peter's Basilica. Thish is action my friend.
# posted by : 12:08 AM
: 12:08 AM
Action or reaction. I now have to decide, if I truely belive in the lyrics in my self-titled song.
If I do (decide that I belive in the lyrics of my self-titled song) than my action will consist of buying a ticket to the holy land, and protecting it from being taken away.
Whatever happens - Do me a favor and finish your seder by saying:
"NEXT YEAR IN GUSH KATIF"!
If I do (decide that I belive in the lyrics of my self-titled song) than my action will consist of buying a ticket to the holy land, and protecting it from being taken away.
Whatever happens - Do me a favor and finish your seder by saying:
"NEXT YEAR IN GUSH KATIF"!
# posted by : 6:19 AM
: 6:19 AM
Settler Machine: This blog is about the meaning of life, not the serious issues you delve into with regard to the state of Israel and feeling guilty not being there.
This blog is NOT about guilt. It's about making us all feel better about life through justifying our stupidity and laziness....
woops did i just think out loud?>?
This blog is NOT about guilt. It's about making us all feel better about life through justifying our stupidity and laziness....
woops did i just think out loud?>?
# posted by : 9:48 AM
: 9:48 AM
The Greek pope of love is very close to being banned...
for using illegal substances.
mate, nothing is being justified here.
This was meant to be some paridy on all the stupid blogs out there.
Yet to succeed...but could become good chat site, must admit
That's it, we shall proclaim this website as a sanctuary for all morons....you are all welcome....(some don't need invitations)...but hey you are all appreciated.
See youse later.
for using illegal substances.
mate, nothing is being justified here.
This was meant to be some paridy on all the stupid blogs out there.
Yet to succeed...but could become good chat site, must admit
That's it, we shall proclaim this website as a sanctuary for all morons....you are all welcome....(some don't need invitations)...but hey you are all appreciated.
See youse later.
Lishen up alright.
The jews claim to be the one who invented the sovlaki, only they call it a pascal lamb sandwhich.
The only time i use a lamb is when i put on my ugg boots to go out alright.
who doesh this hillel guy think he is, claiming the sovlaki wrap is his idea?
Mate, all i can say is, this is such cheek that it smells more worse than my cousin johnny's riponlea fish and chip shop!
The jews claim to be the one who invented the sovlaki, only they call it a pascal lamb sandwhich.
The only time i use a lamb is when i put on my ugg boots to go out alright.
who doesh this hillel guy think he is, claiming the sovlaki wrap is his idea?
Mate, all i can say is, this is such cheek that it smells more worse than my cousin johnny's riponlea fish and chip shop!
# posted by : 5:26 AM
: 5:26 AM
Mate, there ish only one thing i can shay about these mad shkips. Although they have no idea how to cook a good shouvlaki or mix a good moushaka, they sure know how to light a good fire.
My shkippy neighbours singed my eyelashes this morning and almost took off my chest hair as they decided to fire up some gyros in their back yard.
At least my chest hair has blonde tipsh now all ready for summer.
Here is my warning to all my greek brothers - beware the feiglin family gyros cooking stations.
My shkippy neighbours singed my eyelashes this morning and almost took off my chest hair as they decided to fire up some gyros in their back yard.
At least my chest hair has blonde tipsh now all ready for summer.
Here is my warning to all my greek brothers - beware the feiglin family gyros cooking stations.
# posted by : 9:44 PM
: 9:44 PM
Mate, next time, don 't tell the lady at the salon to wax your WHOLE body, mate, then you wont lose your eyebrows, mate!!
# posted by : 5:07 PM
: 5:07 PM
Mate this ish bullshit mate. I swear to G-d mate if you do not update this thing more regularly i will send over my cousins to beat the shit out of you and steal your hubcaps. Mate you are a poor excuse for a blogger!
# posted by : 1:32 AM
: 1:32 AM
Geez, this Guido guy can be extremely funny at times, even Con Karav-acropolis will laugh, mate.
The gyros at the Feiglins!!
Mate, I shoulda been a there.
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The gyros at the Feiglins!!
Mate, I shoulda been a there.
# posted by : 9:22 AM
: 9:22 AM << Home
