Monday, April 18, 2005
An Ode....
For the Guido's and Nick's out there:
Who knowsh one?
Mate, One is my 1973 Valiant Charger! (new Monaro is for the wanker wannabe's)
It is One, there ish no other like it....purpew with black rashing strripes, mate!
Who knows two?
Mate, Lishen, right, Two is the massive perfectly sculpted, tanned and toned Pecs that G-d created me with....in the gym!
I am a Greek Adonis, mate!
Who knows Three?
Mate?...Three are the Fluffy Dice on my rearview mirrah. Two is not enuff for a Greek man!
Who knows four?
Mate, mate, mate!!! Four is simpew mate. Four is the new shiny chrome Mag Wheels that i stole from Uncle Jim's new mercedes!
Who knows five?
Mate, Five are the hundreds of horsepower that thunder through the super turbo engine that I have installed wiv myself and Nick in his faver's chop shop in Collingwood!!
Who knows six?
Lishen, stop ashking me so many questions that I feel extremly compelled to anshah, alright mate?
Mate, alright I will tell you, coz I know you skippy poof wanna know badly, mate.
Mate, Six are the dummy exhaust pipes that I have installed under the bodywork of my car, but dont tell noone, mate.
Happy mate? now you know...poof!!
Who knows seven?
Mate, Seven are the 2 front speakers, mate, 3 back speakers, mate, and the 2 sub woofers in the boot, mate.
Nuh Nuh, don't tell me Bullshit, mate! I have paid for and installed them myshelf, Mate!!
Who knows eight?
Mate who do ya fink knows?
Mate, Eight are the bulging muscles on one of my arms, mate!
Let's see, right, mate right, the Bishep and Trishep, Quadrashep, ah, I've got a extra bulge from the Shteroids, shoulder is also included mate, and the others are also from shteroids...mate called shteroidaceps..alright mate!
Who knows nine?
Mate, Nine are the times that i have dragged Nick in his Monaro on Princess Highway at 3 in the morning so the cops can't catch us, mate, if they could, mate!!
Who knows ten?
Lishen right, mate? Ten are the straight cylindar's of the 6.2 litre Chrysler engine in my purple 1973 Valiant Charger with black racing stripes and 18 inch Mercedes mag wheels and 6 exhaust pipes with 1000 whatts of sound blaring from the 7 speakers including 2 subwoofers while dragging Nick in his Monaro driving at 180 Km's per hour at 500 hundred horsepower, all controlled with total precision by my bulging biceps and shining Pecs...MATE!!
Who knowsh one?
Mate, One is my 1973 Valiant Charger! (new Monaro is for the wanker wannabe's)
It is One, there ish no other like it....purpew with black rashing strripes, mate!
Who knows two?
Mate, Lishen, right, Two is the massive perfectly sculpted, tanned and toned Pecs that G-d created me with....in the gym!
I am a Greek Adonis, mate!
Who knows Three?
Mate?...Three are the Fluffy Dice on my rearview mirrah. Two is not enuff for a Greek man!
Who knows four?
Mate, mate, mate!!! Four is simpew mate. Four is the new shiny chrome Mag Wheels that i stole from Uncle Jim's new mercedes!
Who knows five?
Mate, Five are the hundreds of horsepower that thunder through the super turbo engine that I have installed wiv myself and Nick in his faver's chop shop in Collingwood!!
Who knows six?
Lishen, stop ashking me so many questions that I feel extremly compelled to anshah, alright mate?
Mate, alright I will tell you, coz I know you skippy poof wanna know badly, mate.
Mate, Six are the dummy exhaust pipes that I have installed under the bodywork of my car, but dont tell noone, mate.
Happy mate? now you know...poof!!
Who knows seven?
Mate, Seven are the 2 front speakers, mate, 3 back speakers, mate, and the 2 sub woofers in the boot, mate.
Nuh Nuh, don't tell me Bullshit, mate! I have paid for and installed them myshelf, Mate!!
Who knows eight?
Mate who do ya fink knows?
Mate, Eight are the bulging muscles on one of my arms, mate!
Let's see, right, mate right, the Bishep and Trishep, Quadrashep, ah, I've got a extra bulge from the Shteroids, shoulder is also included mate, and the others are also from shteroids...mate called shteroidaceps..alright mate!
Who knows nine?
Mate, Nine are the times that i have dragged Nick in his Monaro on Princess Highway at 3 in the morning so the cops can't catch us, mate, if they could, mate!!
Who knows ten?
Lishen right, mate? Ten are the straight cylindar's of the 6.2 litre Chrysler engine in my purple 1973 Valiant Charger with black racing stripes and 18 inch Mercedes mag wheels and 6 exhaust pipes with 1000 whatts of sound blaring from the 7 speakers including 2 subwoofers while dragging Nick in his Monaro driving at 180 Km's per hour at 500 hundred horsepower, all controlled with total precision by my bulging biceps and shining Pecs...MATE!!
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Mate, ONE is the shitbox you are currently driving.
I'll trade it for you with a brand new '82 sigma i have... its only got 16,000 k's and... wait for it... it's LOWERED.
Thish is legit mate sho get onto it....
nice post... how about something original. A bit of meaning of life stuff...
I'll trade it for you with a brand new '82 sigma i have... its only got 16,000 k's and... wait for it... it's LOWERED.
Thish is legit mate sho get onto it....
nice post... how about something original. A bit of meaning of life stuff...
# posted by 
: 7:25 PM
: 7:25 PM
How dare you call this car of mine...Ay Shitbox!!
Mate, you will be kickboxed to the head wiv my lebanese half turn heal kick!
Mate, you will be kickboxed to the head wiv my lebanese half turn heal kick!
Mate, the Shigma, is really a Nissan Maxima, I presume.
Mate, shlowly the truth will be revealed.
If indeed The HH does exist!
Mate, shlowly the truth will be revealed.
If indeed The HH does exist!
# posted by : 10:55 PM
: 10:55 PM
Brand new '82 Sigma, mate, I laugh in your general direction!
That is Jappy poof car.
Mate, what colour is it? Runny Mustard?
We may ask how '82 car has only 16,000 km's, and has proven its worth?
That is Jappy poof car.
Mate, what colour is it? Runny Mustard?
We may ask how '82 car has only 16,000 km's, and has proven its worth?
# posted by : 10:58 PM
: 10:58 PM
Anonymous and hood head, whoever the hell you dopey bastards are, you are talking out of your hairy gorilla asses.
Mate, you have no idea about cars. If you think an '82 sigma can't have 16,000 k's then you clearly are on some sort of drugs.
I drove this baby in reverse for 13 years to keep the mileage down.
It's also lowered with hydrolics bouncing to your choice of Jay Z or Beyonce. Beat that!
When i say LEGIT, i mean LEGIT.
If you talk back to me one more time, or if you talk over me, i will be forced to exert the strength of my Greek adonis physique on you.
I have recently purchased new kickboxing slippers, and your mouth may be the first of my friends i introduce them to.
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Mate, you have no idea about cars. If you think an '82 sigma can't have 16,000 k's then you clearly are on some sort of drugs.
I drove this baby in reverse for 13 years to keep the mileage down.
It's also lowered with hydrolics bouncing to your choice of Jay Z or Beyonce. Beat that!
When i say LEGIT, i mean LEGIT.
If you talk back to me one more time, or if you talk over me, i will be forced to exert the strength of my Greek adonis physique on you.
I have recently purchased new kickboxing slippers, and your mouth may be the first of my friends i introduce them to.
# posted by : 10:16 PM
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