Life Understood

To whom it may concern:

The funny thing is, this may not concern any of my readers for several reasons, the first being; that I don't have any. The others being out to lunch, as Douglas Adams would put it bluntly.

Actually, let me dedicate this posting, to all Emissaries, and especially to any that are going to, want to, or might want to someday when they get around to it, emerge as Emissaries.

The major problem in Emissary society today, is territorial disputes.
Emissaries have become ferocious creatures, that protect their territory with almost the same intensity of a male hippo.
Thus, refusing to allow any new Emissaries that emerged to inhabit any nearby territory.

This has caused a huge detriment to the ecosystem in Planet SeeH.

Planet SeeH, being the source of all emerged Emissaries, has become immensly populated, almost infested, with almost every Emissary wannabe, called Yungs, from almost every Habbad colony in the Galaxy.

The Yung's all reside in the Kollel Marshes, the only area, until recently, where Yung's can survive the morphosis from Yung to Emissary.
This has resulted in an incredible erosion of local assets, included parking spots. The local residents have also credited these invading Yung's with increasing traffic on the main flight- paths.
Apparently, the only locals that have gained, are; The Shuk, (a local hub that supplies most of the sustainance for the morphosis, and even delivers), Kol Tuv, (supplying the Yung's that live more centrally in The Marshes, and/or don't have a car and can't (won't) walk so far). And the Raskin Family,(no note needed).

To date, no local resident has yet organised a problem solving commitee to solve this ticking time bomb. They have however managed to organise a committee that is working hard to create soft serve pizza. Pizza is the local diet on Planet SeeH.



There seems to The Frusk to be only one solution.... or...do you have another?